Anyone else notice the look on Kris Humphries face these days? He’s gone from smiling boy toy to a guy with a “What the hell have I gotten myself into?” look on his face….

I know it was exciting to become an overnight media star and become Mr. Kim Kardashian, but I can’t imagine what he’s going through now….

A few nights at the dinner table with Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and especially the mom, Chris, must have him racing to find a divorce attorney….

How Bruce Jenner has stuck around this mess for so many years is inexplicable….

Judging by all the plastic surgery he’s had, it seems the Kardashian girls have driven him insane….

Jenner has gone from a rich, young, handsome Olympic hero to an elderly woman….

He looks like Phyllis Diller….

He’s not Bruce Jenner anymore and the only explanation is living in that insane asylum for so many years….

I guess the excruciating pain of endless plastic surgery beats having to deal with those attention whores….

Anyone else love “Pan Am” as much as me?….

The new series, which airs on Sunday nights, is a look back at the glory years of airline travel, the 1960′s….

Back then the girls were called stewardesses, not flight attendants, and all of them were sexy, flirty and made air travel a joy….

The stewies were recruited out of modeling schools, wore short skirts and made everyone on the flight feel like the most important Pan Am passenger….

Once every couple of weeks, the girls were marched into an office at the airport; where they stepped on a scale and weighed in….

Not only did Pan Am hire world class beauties to work the flights, they also demanded first class service….

The meals were delicious, the alcohol flowed and passengers were allowed to smoke….

Ah, those were the days….

And all the while the nubile stewardesses smiled, flirted and made sure everyone on the flight would become long term Pan Am customers….

S***, are those days long gone….

I was thinking about the last time I saw a pretty girl working a flight and I think it was 1987….

Nowadays the flight attendants are old, overweight, nasty and rude….

Now that I think of it, I think the last time I received friendly, courteous service on a flight was also in 1987….

Flying has gone from an absolute pleasue to something to be dreaded….

Feminists and the politically correct have ruined the flight industry….

Hopefully some enterprising, young entrepreneur will watch “Pan Am” and decide to bring back the glory days….

If someone brought back the knockout stewardess with the short skirts and a pretty smile, they’d make a fortune….

I think this would be a great opportunity for a female business person….

Instead of always threatening to sue and being angry all the time; a young, smart woman will hopefully see this opportunity and make a fortune….

Hire pretty young girls, insist they stay in shape, keep a smile on their face and make air travel a pleasure again….

There will be customers breaking down the doors….

Just EMailed Tamara Holder, the sexy and brilliant Chicago attorney, the point spreads for this weekend’s NFL games….

After her decisive victory in Week 1, she sent me a text apologing for “kicking my ass” and claimed her win was “beginner’s luck.”….

On the surface it was a nice gesture, but why do I get the feeling the hotshot lawyer is setting me up?….

The truth is she knows football, delivered a beat down and looking to do it again Friday on my show….

It’s a brilliant strategy, straight out of the court room, but I can’t allow her to get into my head….

I don’t believe for a second she was lucky and will be ready this Friday….

I’d better be, because my listeners and staff have turned on me like an army of Benedict Arnolds….

Almost all of the calls and Emails are pulling for her to win, so I’ll have to buy her an expensive pair of shoes….

In less than a week, Portland has turned into Team Tamara….