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YOU LEAVE A WORLD SERIES GAME WITH A BLISTER? NOLAN RYAN MUST BE SICK

So far, so good for the Giants; who are now only two wins away from bringing San Francisco their first World Series championship. In last night’s 9-0 win, Matt Cain continued his remarkable post season run, shutting out the Rangers over 7.2 innings and allowing only four hits….

In three post-season starts, Cain has not allowed an earned run in 21.1 innings and reminding people of Orel Hershiser….

The Giants have also posted a miniscule 2.64 ERA in the playoffs, which is the reason they are closing in on history….

On top of this, they’ve scored 20 runs in the first two games against the Rangers; not bad for a group of guys most people have never heard of….

During Game 1, commentator Tim McCarver said of the Giants: “What an amazing story. They have a rookie and two guys who were released this season in the middle of their order.”….

Seven runs in the eighth inning sealed the win for the Giants, who also got a huge assist from Texas manager Ron Washington and starter C.J. Wilson….

Going into the seventh, the Rangers trailed 1-0 and Wilson had pitched brilliantly; his only mistake being a home run by Edgar Renteria in the fifth….

Wilson had a three-hitter going and the Rangers were very much in the game. After walking the leadoff hitter, the Rangers trainer went to the mound to look at a blister on the middle finger of his pitching hand….

Incredibly, Wilson left the mound with the trainer; apparently in too much pain to continue….

I could not believe what I was seeing and thought about what Don Drysdale, Bob Gibson, Goose Gossage and and Bert Blyleven were thinking….

Hell, what was the great Nolan Ryan thinking? The Express, who now owns the Rangers, was sitting behind the Texas dugout and must have wanted to take Wilson behind the woodshed….

Ryan made it a point to remove pitch counts and get his starters deeper into games; but didn’t take into consideration how papmered and babied these candy-asses are….

So what if Wilson had a blister? And who gives a s*** if it hurts? This is the seventh inning of a one-run game in the first World Series in Texas Rangers history. The only way Wilson should leave the game is if an ambulance goes to the mound….

As soon as the trainer came out, Wilson should have challenged him to a fight; which is what Gibson and Drysdale would have done. On second thought, with those guys the trainer would have never made it to the mound….

As soon as he climbed the dugout steps and started onto the field, Gibby and Twin D would have been cursing him and telling him get his ass back to the dugout….

For Wilson to agree with the decision and leave the game is shocking. He has the entire off-season to treat the boo-boo on his finger and might never get another chance to pitch in a World Series….

He should have cursed, sworn, made a scene and physically thrown the trainer off the mound. He was only one run behind, it was his game and the Rangers easily could have won….

To meekly surrender with such a minor injury is another example of what p*****s today’s pitchers are. Leaving a one-run World Series game with a blister was unheard of in the previous generation. In fact, any pitcher who did this could never face his teammates again….

Not only would they castigate him for being such a candy ass, they’d also give him a group beat down in the locker room….

He has 24 other players counting on him and to let them down like this would never have been tolerated in Drysdale’s day….

It reminds me of a story in 1979….

After losing the first two games of the ALCS to the Orioles, the Angels were flying home for Game Three. As the team played cards and laughed it up, Drysdale seethed in his seat; wondering why they weren’t more upset after losing two games in their first playoff appearance….

A few minutes later, Angels pitcher Jim Barr walked past, with a cast on his pitching hand. “If you were a man, you’d rip that thing off your hand and pitch!” yelled Twin D. When Barr responded, “Don’t mess with my mind,” Drysdale rose from his seat and challenged Barr to a fight. Fortunately for Barr, Jim Fregosi and severl others stepped in, saving Barr’s life….

Can you imagine what Drysdale would have to say about begging out of a close World Series game with a blister? S***, Don would have shot him….

After Wilson left the game, Darren Oliver gave up a hit to make the score 2-0, and in the eight inning the Rangers bullpen gave up four walks, two singles, a double, a triple and seven runs….

By the way, Washington should also take some blame. As soon as the trainer and Wilson decided he was going to quit, he should have run to the mound and told Wilson to man up and get the job done. “You’ve pitched great tonight,” he should have said, “and no little blister is going to stop you. You have a team and city depending on you, so don’t let them down by quitting.”….

Then, he should have pointed to Ryan and told Wilson, “How can you look that man in the eye and tell him a blister is more important than winning the World Series? Now get these SOB’s out and let’s win the game.”….

Instead, Washington actually allowed Wilson to leave the game and then watched his bullpen get torched….

Hopefully Ryan was waiting for Wilson after the game and delivered a Texas-sized ass whipping on him….

NOTES ON A SCORECARD

I haven’t watched a lot of baseball this season, but it’s looking more and more like the Giants are a team of destiny. They don’t overwhelm you offensively, but they have good starting pitching, a good bullpen and timely hitting….

They also have a guy, Aubrey Huff, who had three hits in San Francisco’s 11-7 win over the Rangers in Game One of the World Series….

He also wears a bright red thong, encrusted with rhinestones….

It seems Huff, on a dare, began wearing the thong in September; in order to get himself out of a slump and his team winning. Since then, the Giants went on a tear and are now three wins away from San Francisco’s first World Series championship….

And Huff has yet to take off the thong….

Usually, a slump buster means spending time with the ugliest girl in the club; but in San Francisco they have a different way of doing things….

One thing’s for sure; Huff certainly picked the right city to wear sexy women’s underwear….

But if he really wanted to be outrageous, he should have worn men’s clothing, admitted to being a heterosexual and declared himself a Republican….

Now that would have shocked the residents of San Francisco….

Yes, the Clippers did what they usually do, lose; this time to the Trail Blazers, 98-88. But the good news was the performance of Blake Griffin, who lookslike he’s going to be en elite power forward for a long time….

Griffin had 20 points, 14 rebounds, some spectacular dunks and showed unbelievable athleticism for a man his size….

But these are the Clippers, so I’m praying he stays healthy….

They also desperately need Baron Davis to get into shape and perform like the All-Star he was a few years ago with the Warriors. When Baron has his weight down and motivated, he’s one of the NBA’s best players. But when he’s fat and unmotivated, he becomes a jump-shooting defensive liability….

For the money they’re paying him, the organization deserves better….

Fellow contributor Jon Castro makes a lot of sense with his analysis of this Saturday’s USC-Oregon game, predicting a 45-35 Ducks victory….

I have no doubt Troy will move the ball and Lane Kiffin’s offense will put points on the board. But their defense is very suspect, in spite of nearly shutting out Cal in their last game….

The Golden Bears run a basic, Pro-style offense, which plays right nito the hands on Trojan defensive coordinator Monte Kiffin. Cal also has a horses*** QB in Kevin Riley, who is incapable of making plays when the protection breaks down….

Unfortunately for USC, Oregon is a totally different team and should run up and down the field….

Kiffin has proven himself incapable of defending the modern, spread offenses of today’s college game and I can’t imagine this Saturday being any different….

Another problem will be Lane Kiffin, because this figures to be a close and competitive game. Yes, Kiffin is a good play caller and coordinator, but completely inept at using his time outs, managing the clock and sidleine decision-making….

And he’ll find a way to screw up again this week….

My prediction: Oregon 55, USC 38….

NOTES ON A SCORECARD

Don’t forget to listen to me every morning on SEN 1116 from Melbourne, Australia. I’m on with the great Mark Fine and we have so much fun talking sports. Who knew there were so many people who follow the American sports scene Down Under! So make sure you tune in every day from 5:50-6AM on sen.au.com….

Forget the World Series, the NFL or college football, because the Lakers are back. And in Los Angeles, that’s all that matters….

In this Laker-crazy town, the world stops when the season begins and every game is an event; kind of like a big rock concert or championship fight….

After the ring ceremony celebrating their back-to-back championships, the Lakers came out and defended like Dave Smith back in high school; giving up 62 points in the first half and allowing the Rockets to shoot over 50%….

In the second half, however, the Lakers came out of their coma and Kobe Bryant and Pau Gasol dominated the game….

Observations:

-Kobe isn’t 100% yet, evidenced by Kevin Martin lighting him up for 26 points, but the knee looks much better. His 27 points and 7 assists, most in the second half, showed he’s close to full strength.

-Gasol remains the most effective and versatile low post player in the NBA. His 29 and 11 were huge and his presence in the post caused problems for the Rockets all night.

-The Lakers are much better with Steve Blake on the floor than Derek Fisher; both offensively and defensively. In the final minutes of a close game, Fisher was on the bench and Blake was out there with the starters; which might be the case all season. While Derek shot 1-7 and had no chance guarding Aaron Brooks, Blake made three of four 3-point shots, scored 10 points and made an excellent defensive play in the final seconds. Trailing 112-110 with two seconds left, the Rockets got the ball to Brooks under the basket; but Blake played good defense, made him change the shot and the Lakers won.

-As usual, Lamar Odom was versatile and unselfish, shooting 7-10 with 14 points and 10 rebounds. Watching him play so well for Team USA in this summer’s World Championships, it made me wonder what he could do if given more responsibility. Coach K made him a focal point of the offense, made sure he got the ball and Lamar responded by being the second best player on our team; behind only Kevin Durant. Hell, he was the 2nd best player in the entire tournament. Free from the constraints of the triangle and playing for a coach who made him a go-to guy, Odom was brilliant. That will never happen here, with Kobe dominating the ball and Phil Jackson running the triangle. But it makes me wonder.

-Yao Ming was back, but looked slow and tentative. Hopefully he’ll return to his old self, because he’s a great player when healthy.

All in all, a good performance considering the distraction of the ring ceremony and slow start….

After watching the Heat lose to the Celtics, 88-80, on opening night, it’s only a matter of time before Pat “Benedict ” Riley replaces Eric Spoelstra as head coach….

In the 2005 Eastern Conference Finals, the Heat lost a heartbreaking Game 7 at home to the Pistons, mainly because an out-of-shape mannequin named Shaquille O’Neal only grabbed two rebounds in the second half….

Typical of the Big Whiner, however, after the game he blamed Van Gundy and his teammates for not getting him the ball enough. Instead of defending his coach and telling the Big Moses he should have played harder and grabbed more rebounds, Benedict Riley agreed with the Big Ingrate and threw Van Gundy under the bus….

A few weeks later, Benedict announced he was considering coming back to the sideline; which was met with venom by the local and national press. After hearing he was a backstabbing weasel, Riley backed off and then waited like a snake in the grass….

Knowing the Heat were very close to winning a championship, the egomaniacal Benedict was green with envy and determined to steal Van Gundy’s job….

This way, Benedict could ride in on his white horse and accept all the glory if Miami won the championship….

A few weeks into the 2005-06 season, the Heat weren’t playing well; mainly because Shaq was fat and Dwyane Wade was injured. But this was the excuse Riley was waiting for and he pounced on the opportunity like the weasel he is….

In a laughable and staged press conference, Van Gundy announced he was “resigning, because of the toll all the traveling was taking.” Then, he used the old lie about “wanting to spend more time with my family.”….

Evidently, after of all Van Gundy’s years as an NBA assistant and head coach, it never dawned on him there was a lot of traveling involved….

Riley then took the podium and, with all the sincerity of Meg Whitman’s nanny, praised Van Gundy for his courageous and unselfish stand….

Nobody believed any of this bulls*** and knew Riley was planting a knife squarely in Van Gundy’s back; yet Benedict actually tried to pull off this nonsense….

To make it even more humiliating for Stan, Benedict then put a gag order on him; which meant he wasn’t allowed to speak to the press without Riley’s permission….

Anyone with half a brain knew the truth; Benedict Riley is a manipulating, conniving, lying backstabber who stole Van Gundy’s job in order to steal the glory for himself….

It was one of the most dishonest, deceitful chapters in NBA histpry and Benedict doesn’t get nearly enough criticism for it….

In this past offseason, after the Heat signed LeBron James and Chris Bosh, I predicted Benedict would repeat his reprehensible behavior by stabbing Eric Spoelstra in the back….

It’s kind of the same situation as 2005-06, with Wade injured and the Heat still trying to figure out how to play together. But this is just the excuse Benedict needs to screw Spoelstra….

A word of advice to Eric: I know it’s only one game and your team will be fine, but you need to pick up the pace. With all those great players, walking the ball up the floor and scoring 80 points is going to get you fired….

Also, the spacing was horrible and the players seemed confused as to who was the go-to guy….

It probably won’t make any difference, because Benedict Riley is crouching in the tall grass, but take the reigns off these guys and let them get out and run….

That’s the only chance you have to avoid a knife in your back….

NOTES ON A SCORECARD

Don’t forget to listen to me every morning on SEN 1116 from Melbourne, Australia. I’m on with the great Mark Fine and we have so much fun talking sports. Who knew there were so many people who follow the American sports scene Down Under! So make sure you tune in every day from 5:50-6AM on sen.au.com….

From all indications, Brett Favre will miss the game against the New England this Saturday; ending his incredible streak of 291 consecutive starts…..

The 41-year-old suffered a fractured ankle in Sunday’s loss to the Packers and you’d think there is no way possible he could suit up….

Prediction: This is Brett Favre we’re talking about and he’ll play on Sunday. Not only is he one of the Top-5 QB’s of all time, he’s also arguably the toughest SOB ever to play….

No position takes more hard hits than quarterback and most of them are from the blind side or while they’re stretched out and defenseless. Yet Favre has never missed a start, which might be the most remarkable achievement in NFL history….

But there’s another reason he’ll play: The alternative is sitting home with his wife….

Deanna Favre might say publicly she’s a woman of faith and she and Brett will get through this, but you know when they’re alone she’s giving him hell….

When you’re caught sending another woman pictures of yourself masturbating, the last place you want to be is in the house….

So Brett will play on Sunday….

By the way, his denials of the penis shots are absurd and only making things worse. Evidently he learned nothing from Mark McGwire, Pete Rose, Marion Jones, Rafael Palmeiro and Roger Clemens. Had they all come clean immediately and apologized, their problems would be long forgotten….

But their lies kept the stories alive and all of them turned a solvable problem into a catastrophe….

One reason Favre wants to deny the pictures may have nothing to do with saving his marraige or protecting his family….

I’ve seen the shots and most men would be embarrassed. It reminds me of the guys in high school who used to take showers with their shorts on….

After watching the Giants defeat the Cowboys, 41-35, on MNF, I’ll be shocked if Wade Phillips is still the Cowboys coach this weekend….

After jumping out to an early 20-7 lead, Dallas came unglued as New York shredded them for 31 straight points. Yes, the final score looked close, but only because Eli Manning kept throwing the ball to the wrong team….

Despite the final score, the Cowboys were hammered and now are an unacceptable 1-5….

If that isn’t bad enough, Tony Romo went out with a broken clavicle; so now it’s up to Jon Kitna to turn the season around….

It might not be all bad, though….

If the Cowboys continue to lose, maybe they get the first pick and take Stanford QB and Texas native Andrew Luck. That kid is going to be an NFL star and could give the Cowboys some options….

They could keep Romo around while Luck develops, or trade Romo immediately….

Jerry Jones could then put a full court press on Bill Cowher, who would turn the team around immediately….

Of course I’m hoping my 49ers finish 1-15, fire Mike Singletary and draft Luck. And while they’re at it, also hire Jim Harbaugh….

Unfortunately I can’t imagine Cowher or Jon Gruden working for the classless and cheap York family, but hopefully Harbaugh won’t be able to resist staying home to coach a franchise with five Super Bowl rings….

If I were Harbaugh, I’d say no to the York clowns and wait for something better….

And what’s wrong with staying at Stanford, whom he has developed into a Top-10 program?….

Harbaugh is from Palo Alto, has a dream job and is probably very happy….

But he’s a tremendous competitor and probably would love the challenge of the NFL. I just hope it’s with the 49ers….

WEEKEND NOTES

I have no idea which World Series posted the lowest ratings, but I’m willing to bet that 2010 will set a new record….

Nothing against the Rangers or Giants, but with no East Coast presence and two cities who aren’t known for loving baseball, this could be the series nobody watched….

Back in the day, when baseball was the national pasttime, it didn’t really matter who played; because huge numbers and revenues were guaranteed. But things have changed in the past 25 years and baseball has fallen way behing the NFL and college football….

In fact, while I was watching college football on Saturday I didn’t even know the Phillies and Giants were playing. And once I learned the game was in progress I never changed the channel….

No way I’m turning off a college football game for baseball….

It will be interesting to see if football-loving Texas or Chairman Mao-loving San Francisco throw a parade in honor of the winner….

I’d be willing to guess Texas will throw a parade, but not San Francisco….

If Osama Bin Laden, Mahmoud Ahmedinijad or Fidel Castro were coming to town, however, the City by the Bay would pull out all the stops and make it a parade for the ages….

Clock management, clock management, clock management….

Every week it happens and every week I’m flabbergasted….

This week, the worst violator was Iowa coach Kirk Ferentz, who single-handedly cost his team a chance at the Big Ten championship and possible BCS berth….

With a minute left in the game, Wisconsin scored and took a 31-30 lead. But with 60 ticks left and three time outs, the Hawkeyes were in great shape….

Sure enough, Iowa quickly moved the ball down the field and reached the Badgers 40 with 17 seconds left. The next play was a completed pass for a first down, putting Iowa into field goal range. With one time out remaining and the clock stopped because of the first down, all the Hawkeyes needed to was spike the ball, run one more play and kick th egame winning field goal….

With 11 seconds left, Iowa quickly lined up and everyone assumed they were going to spike, run one more play and then use their final time out to set up the final play….

Instead, Ferentz incredibly called a time out before the spike; which made absolutely no sense. Why call a T.O. with the clock stopped when you could save it for one more play. Now, if you complete a pass inbounds and don’t make a first down, there won’t be time to get the field goal unit on the field….

Out of time outs, Iowa then completed a pass short of the first down, the clock ran out and they lost….

Normally the announcers don’t have a clue regarding clock management, but this time all of them were ripping Ferentz, saying his strategy made no sense and cost his team the game….

If I were the President of the University, the lost revenue from missing a BCS game would come out of Ferentz’ salary; after I fired him….

Clock management, clock management, clock management….

As I’ve always said, if coaches would learn how to properly manage the clock they could put away the film at 5pm and have dinner with their families every night….

Watching film until your eyes bleed and sleeping at the office might win you one game per year. But if you are an astute clock manager, you’ll win at least three extra games a year and be home in time for Jeopardy….

USC-Oregon this Saturday should be a track meet. Troy is going to score a lot of points, but the Ducks have a better defense and should win. But getting them on natural grass and in a hostile environment could make a difference….

Prediction: Wiuth all the #1′s going down recently, USC looks good to pull off an upset and ruin Oregon’s season….

But Lane Kiffin is arguably the worst game and clock manager in college football and will find a way to lose….

Granted, he’s a very good play caller and offensive coordinator; but has already cost his team two games with his idiotic clock management. His handling of the clock in the Washington and Stanford losses was shockingly inept and he seems too stubborn to change his ways….

Oregon will find a way to win as Kiffin screws up another close game….

THE PAST AGAINST THE FUTURE

As I watched Oregon embarrass UCLA last night, 60-13, it was obvious what I witnessed was the past against the future….

While the Bruins huddled, worked the play clock, attempted to establish the running game and tried to play old school football, the Ducks were already ahead 15-0….

I’ll never forget the great Bill Walsh, who used to pinch his face with disgust while describing coaches’ insistence on “establishing the running game.”….

“There’s nothing wrong with using the pass to set up the run,” said the Genius. “You take what the defense gives you.”….

In the middle of the Ducks second scoring drive, Rick Neuheisel frantically called a time out; as if giving his defense a break was going to change anything. When the camera panned to Chip Kelly, he had a huge smile on his face; as if to say, “I’ve got you now, baby.”….

The look on Neuheisel’s face during the game said it all: Confused, helpless, desperate, lost and without a clue what to do….

I haven’t seen a look of total ineptitude and confusion on a coaches’ face since Paul Hackett was on the sidelines for USC….

Evidently Rick and his staff didn’t bother to watch any game film, because they seemed shocked Oregon ran a no-huddle and rushed to the line-of-scrimmage after every play….

In Neuheisel’s defense, Kelly and his Ducks have only done this on every play since 2007….

Time and again the Bruins defenders were scrambling, out of position and not ready when Oregon snapped the ball; resulting in one big play after another….

And in the end the Ducks rolled up 60 points and UCLA had suffered probably the worst loss in school history….

In an earlier column this season, I stated that Neuheisel had done the impossible; make Norm Chow look like an idiot….

Chow is one of the great offensive minds in college football history, but working for this guy is ruining his legacy. It’s sad to see a Chow offense struggle to move the ball and rank near the bottom statistically….

I also find it difficult to believe this stupid Pistol offense is Norm’s idea. They don’t have the type of quarterback to run this, yet stubbornly refuse to change….

It reminds me of Gene Mauch, who was going to play little ball no matter what his personnel….

This Pistol nonsense is so out of character for Chow that it had to have been forced on him by Slicky Ricky. And Norm needs to resign after the season unless UCLA does the right thing and s***-cans Neuheisel….

I know college football changes quickly and what worked a few years ago is ancient history, but I find it impossible to believe Chow has completely lost it….

The fault lies with Neuheisel, who in my opinion is a con man and lousy coach. Sure, he won early at Colorado and Washington with the previous coaches’ players, but when his recruits arrived he lost big and was run out of town….

This time, he inherited a mess and didn’t have Bill McCartney or Jim Lambright’s players to bail him out….

The result is no improvement in the program and the administration needs to make a change….

If Neuheisel does manage to keep his job, he needs to make some serious decisions. If he’s going to stick with the Pistol or go to the spread option, he needs to fire Chow and recruit an athletic, mobile quarterback. Then he needs to hire an offensive coordinator who specializes in this kind of offense; because it’s not Chow’s specialty….

College football in 2010 is no longer playing defense, keeping it close and winning the game in the fourth quarter; it’s about tempo, pressure and putting a lot of points on the board….

And Rick Neuheisel just doesn’t get it….

BASEBALL IN 2010; FINDING WAYS TO LOSE

Even though the Rangers held a 3-1 series lead and could have closed out the Yankees yesterday, I still don’t believe in them and think New York is going to come back and win….

I was so confident, in fact, I picked up the phone and bet the Yankees to win the series, at 8-1 odds….

So far, so good, as the Bombers won Game 5, but now have to go to Texas for Game 6 and possibly Game 7….

And they’re going to have to find a way to beat Cliff Lee….

Question for Yankees manager Joe Girardi: Since you’re paying C.C. Sabathia over $20M a year and he has a history of pitching well on short rest, why didn’t he start Game 4?….

Evidently, managers are still counting pitches and babying pitchers; even with the World Series on the line…

Memo to Girardi: Sabathia has the entire off season to rest and needs to be out there for Games 1, 4 and 7. Now you’re going to be without him in a potential Game 7 and should be Bar-B-Qued if theYankees lose….

You’re telling me that A.J. Burnett was a better Game 4 option? Burnett can’t get anybody out and was lit up again on Tuesday night….

This is the post-season; which means quality starts, pitch counts and making sure your #1 starter has enough rest are thrown out the window….

Geez, I don’t understand these managers…..

Another idiot is Phillies manager Charlie Manuel, who put his team in a terrible spot by not coming back with Roy Halladay in Game 4 against the Giants. Instead, he went with somebody named Joe Blanton, the Phillies lost 6-5 and now face elimination against Tim Lincicum in Game 5….

Memo to Manuel: Did you really think Blanton, a guy with an ERA near 5.00, was a better idea than arguably the best pitcher in baseball?….

Halladay is another $20M a year pitcher who needs to go in Games 1, 4 and 7….

Evidently $20M doesn’t go as far as it used to….

If I’m the owner of the Yankees or Phillies, I’m wondering why my ace pitchers aren’t on the field….

Before yesterday, I’d never heard of Colts punter Pat McAfee. But after his drunken behavior in downtown Indianapolis the other night, he might be my favorite player….

It seems that Pat was out drinking and thought that it would be a good idea to remove his clothes and go for a swim in a filthy, feces-laden downtown sewer. Afterward, the smelly, half-naked McAfee spotted a woman in a car and drunkenly apprpached….

When the cops arrived and asked why in the hell he would go for a 5AM swim in the sewer, he looked them in the eye and denied he was wet. When the officers pointed out he was soaked, he said, “Well, it was raining.”….

But he saved the best for last….

After being asked by the police how much he’d had to drink, he said “A lot, because I’m drunk.”….

The hell with Tom Brady, Peyton Manning and Randy Moss; Pat McAfee is now the marquee player of the NFL….

The Colts decided to suspend him for a game, but if I had my way I’d give him a parade and a key to the city….

With the NFL doing everything in its power to censor celebrations, strip players of their personality and have every team finish the season 8-8, we finally have something interesting and funny to talk about….

One final point: Why is it that Braylon Edwards was driving drunk and his punishment was sitting out one quarter, while McAfee was simply walking down the street and received a one-game penalty?….

Another example of the NFL and Commissioner Roger Goodell’s hypocrisy….

NOTES ON A SCORECARD

Don’t forget, I’m on the air every morning on SEN sports-talk radio 1116 from Melbourne, Australia, talking American sports with the great Mark Fine. They love their sports down under and we have fun talking about the NFL, NBA and major league baseball. So if you’re up early enough, tune in every morning at 5:50AM, at www.sen.au.com….

Do you hear that sound? If you listen closely you can hear splat, splat, splat coming from Fox television headquarters as executives are taking swan dives from the roof….

Because after the Rangers beat the Yankees again, 10-3, to take a 3-1 series lead, our friends at Fox are calculating the tens on millions they’re going to lose if the Rangers represent the American League in the World Series….

Nothing against Texas, who have played well and should have swept the series, but without the Yankees the ratings will fall off a cliff….

And Ruppert Murdoch might be the first one taking a swan dive….

I’ve heard of performance enhancing drugs, but in the never ending quest to gain an advantage, the NBA has now banned performance enhancing shoes….

Yes, the $300 Concept 1 shoe has been released, claiming that it’s spring based design increases leaping ability. In response, David Stern banned the shoe, saying “Under league rules, players may not wear any shoe during a game that creates an undue competitive advantage.”….

Reaction: As a former step-slow player who couldn’t jump, this shoe is every white guy’s dream. God, I wish the Concept 1 was around when I was playing….

On the other hand, my opponents would also be wearing them, which means I still would have been dunked on….

Never mind….

I can’t wait to see the slap on the wrist NFL Commissioner is going to give Brett Favre for sending pictures of himself masturbating to a fellow employee….

Since no sexual assualt charges were filed against Ben Roethlisberger and all he seems guilty of is having public sex with a drunken college chick, Favre’s punishment should be more severe….

If Big Ben got a four game suspension for drunken bathroom sex, then Favre should get at least double that for sexual harrassment and exposing his penis to a female employee who had no interest in him….

But since Favre is white and the face of the NFL, look for Commissioner Roger Goodell to make the punishment as light as possible….

If Brett really wants to escape punishmant, he should accept a token position in Vikings management; because Goodell doesn’t punish white executives nearly as hard as the players; a vast majority of whom are black….

Or maybe Favre should release a song where he uses the N-Word. Goodell seems to approve of this, as Jennifer Lopez continues to hold an ownership stake with the Miami Dolphins….

But there’s one thing which will get Favre banished from the NFL; announce he’s a Republican….

As Goodell proved with his hypocritical stance on Rush Limbaugh, “divisive” conservatives have no place in the National Football League. Forget the fact that more than 70% of the league is black and an owner of the Dolphins uses the N-Word; in Goodell’s world that isn’t “divisive.”….

FROM LEGEND TO BITTER OLD MAN

As a great fan and admirer of Michael Jordan, I’m disappointed in his post-playing career. On the court, he was the greatest of all time; but since then he’s sounding more and more like a bitter, jealous old man….

A perfect example was MJ’s bizarre speech at his Hall-of-Fame induction ceremony….

Instead of thanking his friends, family and teammates, Jordan chose to settle scores and belittle others of his generation….

While David Robinson, John Stockton and Jerry Sloan showed class and humility, MJ showed arrogance, hostility and pettiness….

He ripped George Gervin, Isiah Thomas and Magic Johnson for the infamous “freeze out” at the 1985 All Star game….

Then it was forner Bulls GM Jerry Krause’s turn….

Instead of thanking Krause for his brilliant moves, such as hiring Phil Jackson, trading for Scottie Pippen on draft day, finding and then drafting Toni Kukoc and acquiring players who were perfect compliments; Jordan brought up Krause’s long ago statement that “players don’t win championships, organizations do.”….

Granted, that was a stupid statement; evidenced by how many titles the Bulls have won since #23 retired. But Krause was a brilliant GM and talent evaluator; certainly much better than the current President of the Charlotte Bobcats and the former President of the Washington Wizards….

Thanking Krause would have been the classy thing to do, but instead Jordan said, “The organization didn’t play with the flu in Utah.”….

Michael also flew in his former high school teammate, Leroy Smith, to attend the ceremony. Now that seems like a nice thing to do, except the only reason Michael brought him was to settle another score….

Smith was the guy chosen for the varsity team over His Airness when Michael was a Sophomore, something which he can’t seem to let go. “I wanted to make sure you understood,” Jordan said to Pop Herring, his high school coach. “You made a mistake, dude.”….

He then took shots at Dean Smith, Buzz Peterson, Jeff Van Gundy and Byron Russell for the following reasons:

Smith insisted on four of his upperclassmen being on the cover of SI in 1981, excluding the Freshman Jordan….

Peterson was named North Carolina high school player-of-the-year over MJ….

Van Gundy had the temerity to call Jordan “insincere.”….

And Russell had the audacity to claim Jordan pushed off before hitting the game winning shot in Game 6 of the 1998 NBA Finals….

I know Jordan is the most competitive athlete ever and has a memory like an elephant, but this was childish….

For God’s sake, Michael, you won. You proved everyone wrong who doubted you, won six championships, five MVP’s and are regarded as the best player of all time….

But he can’t let go of anything and is beginning to sound like the obnoxious uncle who shows up at Thanksgiving; drinking too much, making inappropriate comments and talking about the “good old days….

And unfortunately, the bitter Jordan is at it again….

When asked the other day about Kobe Bryant’s place in history, Michael replied, “Kobe is definitely one of the Top-10 guards in history.”….

Again, this is MJ slapping down anyone he feels is a threat to his legacy and holding on to his lofty status as the game’s greatest player….

Okay, Michael, can you name nine better guards than Kobe? Maybe Magic, Oscar Robertson and Jerry West? I guess you could make a case for all three, but that still puts Kobe in the Top-5….

In my opinion, Kobe is now third only to His Airness and Magic at the guard position. But instead of saying “Kobe is one of the greatest players of all time and certainly could end up as the best if he continues to win championships, Jordan insults him with his “Top 10″ comment…..

To his credit, Bryant took the high road and agreed with Michael; crediting all the great players who came before him….

But deep inside Kobe took this personally and is now more driven than ever to get two more championships and surpass #23….

This childish behavior is exactly why Jordan is one of the worst GM’s in NBA history. He’ll never admit he’s wrong about anything, feels he’s entitled to the position and is as lazy as an executive as he was hard working as a player….

If Michael spent as much time scouting players as he does at strip joints and the golf course, mayeb he’d get more respect as an executive….

WEEKEND NOTES

I’ve been very tough on first year USC head coach Lane Kiffin, and rightfully so. His butchering of the clock cost the Trojans two victories and he should be taken to task for single-handedly costing his team two wins….

To be fair, though, Troy’s offense has been magnificent and Kiffin’s play calling, schemes and formations have been outstanding….

He’s doing a great job running the offense and Matt Barkley has emerged as one of the nastion’s top quarterbacks and a Heisman Trophy candidate….

They mix the run and pass beautifully, keep the opponent off balance with the Wildcat and march up and down the field relentlessly….

That first half against Cal was a thing of beauty and the Golden Bears had no answer….

Yes, Lane has developed into a very good offensive mind and play caller, but unfortunately is a horrendous game and clock manager….

And until that changes, the Trojans will never win a National Championship. If only they could leave the play calling to him and have someone else in charge of time outs and clock management. Then they’d be on to something….

As Cal left the field at halftime, down 42-0, I thought about Jeff Tedford and how a prospect he was just a few years ago….

I still believe he’s a good coach and the program is respectable, but the landscape of college football changes quickly. What worked a few years ago doesn’t work now, and unless Tedford keeps up with the times he’s going to flounder….

Of course, when you have the worst QB in the Pac-10 it’s going to be difficult. Kevin Reilly is awful and why Tedford sticks with him is a mystery. You’d think somebody in the program would be better than him….

But in this age of the spread-option, no huddle and high speed offenses, a slow QB who plays under center is not going to work….

Tedford needs to swallow his pride, modernize and admit what he’s doing isn’t working; evidenced by Nevada scoring 52 on them and USC getting 42 in a half….

To show you how bad the heavyweight division is, 38-year-old Shannon Briggs actually got a World Championship opportunity last Saturday night against Vitali Klitschko. For 12 rounds, Shannon took a frightful beating and lost a lopsided unanimous decision….

He can’t fight anymore and had no business getting a title shot, but you have to give Briggs credit for showing tremendous heart….

After the fight he was taken to the hospital with a broken left orbital bone, a broken nose and a torn left bicep….

The referee was in a tough spot, because even though Shannon was taking a beating, he fought back occasionally and didn’t seem to be on the verge of being seriously hurt. Briggs is also a huge puncher and always has a chance to land a haymaker….

Four years ago, he was hopelessly behind against Sergei Liakhovich and pulled out a miraculous win with a 12th round knockout to take the WBO Championship….

Yes, he was behind against Vitali and taking a beating, and maybe the ref should have stopped it….

But Briggs’ corner should be criticized more than the referee, because they’re supposed to have the best interests of their fighter at heart….

Looking at Shannon’s record, you wonder how he qualified for a title fight. He hasn’t had a quality win in years and wouldn’t have gotten a sniff of the Top-10 back in the 1970′s….

But then again, when I look at the current crop of heavyweights, maybe Briggs belonged in the ring with Vitali….

The best fight in the division, and one which would create huge interest, would be the Klitschkos fighting each other. But since that will never happen, the next best thing would be colorful WBA champion David Haye….

The Hayemaker is our era’s Muhammad Ali: Good looking, articulate, very funny and always running his mouth. He’s also a great athlete with a big right hand….

If he were American, Haye would be very popular….

He would beat the Klitschkos to the punch all night long and could very well win; if he got to them early and shook them….

The problem is he’s undersized and doesn’t seem to have a great chin….

And when I compare him to Ali, it’s because of his personality and charisma. But any comparison to Ali as a fighter is ridiculous….